My friend is quite the family man, never missing a ball game. He also happens to be one of the best fake cops in this town. One night, he gets a call from his wife screaming “stop! no! Don’t do it!” Thinking something is wrong, he rushes home, busts open the door. He runs upstairs, and soon realized what was actually going on. He found his toddler son running naked, peeing through the hallway, laughing as his wife sits in a corner exhausted. The call was a butt dial.
As a lifetime soldier you see many funny and odd things, however nothing beats the time when we were on mission with tour & booty and a fellow soldier tried to get out of the army by acting, well let’s just say, a little crazy. The soldier picked up every single piece of paper he could find and then state “that’s not it.” This behavior continued for a while, and our commanding officer had him tested by the psychiatrist who issued his discharge. The soldier picked it up his discharge papers, looked at with a smile, and stated “found it.”